Showing posts with label Comics Related. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comics Related. Show all posts

Saturday, July 28, 2012

The Willow Movie Adaptation Paperback SUUUUUUCKS!

During a recent visit to my favorite used book store, I came across a couple of movie adaptation paperbacks from Marvel. I'm a total sucker for these. Back in the day, when a big sci-fi/fantasy/adventure movie came out in theatres, MArvel was usually there to knock out a quick 2 to 4 issue movie adaptation in standard comic book format. But often, they would release the comic in paperback form as well, for reasons unknown to me. But I always loved these as they were the perfect size for kicking back and reliving the movie while sick in bed, or under a tree at summer camp or what have you.

I have several of these and am always quick to snatch them up whenever I find one.

But today's movie adaptation paperback is by far one of the laziest, half-assed publications in Marvel's history. Which is a shame, too, because I love the movie Willow...


The first red flag rises to the top of the flagpole of shame when I realized it was in black and white. Seriously, Marvel? Heck, the Red Sonja movie adaptation paperback I have is in color and that thing is horrible. You couldn't spring for a little ink on this release?


Also, one thing that has often bothered me about these paperbacks is that they are often reformatted from the original comic book layout, meaning that each panel has to be cut out and repositioned on the page, which is jolly good and all but sometimes you end up with pages like the ones seen below, with huge empty spaces, which always seemed like such a waste to me...


Also, I don't mean to clown the artist or anything, but his take on Warwick Davis fluctuates wildly. Here he looks like some sort of Elf Quest reject in drag...


Then we have these brilliant takes on the stars of the movie. Yes, that's supposed to be Val Kilmer in the second frame...


In all fairness, not every single panel is a travesty of poor caricaturization. 


And I couldn't help but notice how the majority of the book seemed like it was made up of close ups of faces. But there is the occasional fight scene, such as the below example of how Madmartigan deals with bridge trolls.


Anyway, it's obvious that terrible art and sub-par printing quality is not enough to stop me from plunking down $2 for a book just to make fun of it.

It's too bad, really. I've always loved the movie Willow and have always though that it was a massively underrated film, full of awesome fights, brilliant magic, hilarious jokes and high adventure.\

Not that you'd know it from this book.

But as I mentioned before, I bought a couple of these on my last visit, and the second one is beautiful! But that is another story...

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Archie in France!

Technically, this should be an edition of Tales from the 25¢ Bin, since I got them for a quarter each, but they're so odd that I thought they deserved their own post. 


Now, I've never made it a secret that I love Archie comics (and have since I was a kid), and so the fact that I can't read a lick of French didn't stop me from plunking down a crisp one dollar bill for these foreign beauties. I have no idea what the stories are about, but it's not like the pictures leave a lot of mystery. Anyway, I didn;t buy them to read them, I bought them so that one day, when some guest is getting a tour of the Nerdatorium, I can go, "Hey look! I have some Archie digests in French!" and then they'll go, "Oh... yes. That's... that's really good for you. I guess." And then they'll awkwardly excuse themselves.


Zut alors!






Friday, October 21, 2011

The 1976 Superhero Catalog!

Remember those killer, hand-drawn toy ads found in comics books back in the day? Well, this is like and entire comic book of nothing but those ads. I had a blast poring through this book (which I scored a couple of years ago at Emerald City Comic Con), thinking to myself, I want that, and that, and two of those. It's like a 1,000 ton nuclear nostalgia bomb. The prices alone are shocking. No matter how you slice it, 1976 was a good time to be a superhero fan. Enjoy...