What is this? Another birthday present? How nice!
Waitacottonpickinminute! It's Admiral Bacon and Commandant Tofu! And they're trying to usurp the spot of "Awesome-est Food Related Toys in Reis' Collection"! Those dastardly fiends!
But Captain Corndog and Monsieur Broccoli won't give up without a fight! Take that! (KAPOW!) And that! (KER-PUNCH!) Oh, this certainly doesn't bode well for Admiral Bacon and Commandant Tofu!
"Let that be a lesson, kids! What that lesson is, I hove no idea. But you better have learned something!"