I'm sure many of you are familiar with those little religious comics, known as Chick Tracts, that cleverly, through the insidious practice of tricking you into reading Jesus stuff while thinking you're just reading a hilarious comic strip collection such as Beetle Bailey or Heathcliff, bring the word of God to the non-believer heathens. I think anyone would be hard pressed to find one single individual who has "turned to the Lord" after reading a mini comic that they found sneakily placed on a grimy toilet tank in a truck stop bathroom.
In the spirit of the season, here's a helpful little tome that informs you that enjoying the festive time of Halloween is a one way ticket to the pits of Hell.
God bless, you little devils. ;)