There are certain treats that you only eat around Halloween. And that's mostly due to the fact that they're only available around Halloween. But that's what makes them so special. They're here for a limited time, so you better get your fill before the 31st rolls around. I, of course, have a few favorites and have gathered up the top 5 right here. Here we go...
1. Candy Corn
Despite some people's absurd feelings on this perennial treat (I'm lookin' at you, Shezcrafti), this candy is the king of all Halloween candies. Every year I buy a giant bag of candy corn and spend the entire month of October munching on the little sweet kernels. And at least once, I take two and stick them in my mouth like vampire fangs. You know you do it, too.
2. Halloween Oreo Cookies
Yes, yes... I know. They're basically regular Oreos with orange food coloring, but I don't care. They also have little bat, ghost and jack-o-lantern motifs on the cookies, so that counts. And yes, I have tried the new candy corn flavored Oreos and they are glorious, but the basic orange cremes are practically a tradition with me now.
3. Peanut Butter Kisses
Not everyone's favorite, I admit, but these little bundles of joy are like peanut butter flavored taffy with actual peanut butter in the middle, wrapped in orange and black wax paper. It doesn't get more Halloweeny than that for me.
4. Caramel Apples
I only eat one a year, but when I do, it's a rapturous moment. I like mine simple, a green apple in plain caramel. No nuts or sprinkles or chocolate for me. And I can't stress the green apple thing enough. Any time I see red apples dipped in caramel it's like a little mini crime against Halloween.
5. Popcorn Balls
These days, you just can't hand out home made treats to trick-or-treaters, despite all of those razor-blades-in-candy myths being nothing more than urban legend, but when I was a kid, there was one lady in our neighborhood who made killer popcorn balls wrapped in orange cellophane and we would always hit her house first, lest she run out early. Plus it's fun to giggle at the word "balls".





I think I have to start giving out popcorn balls because they only was I can buy them is in like a 10 pack and I ain't gonna eat them all myself!
ReplyDeleteGood call with the green apples. You need the tartness to go with the caramel flavor.
Last year at Target wifey and I cleaned out the after Halloween Candy Corn lot. I am STILL eating them a year later...
ReplyDeleteHaha balls.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Shezcrafti and Lewis Black. Candy Corn is an affront to humanity.
What?!@ You too?
DeleteYeah, that sounds about right. It takes a whole month to get through a single bag of candy corn because it's so disgusting it can only be tolerated in small doses over time.
ReplyDeleteHow do you feel about the little bags of pumpkins?
DeleteIt's all the same! The pumpkins I'd say are even worse because they're like candy corn in disguise.
DeleteMy wife LOOOVES candy corn. I hate it.
DeleteBUT... I do not deny it's relevance as a traditional Halloween treat. It is one of the traditions. It's part of the spirit. So I tolerate its existence. I will be doing a post over on my blog allll about Candy Corn for my October countdown... and I will go into greater detail then. :)
I'm sorry, guys, but I like candy corn. I now know what one of my next--if not THE next--blogposts on the countdown will be.
DeleteI like taking Candy Corn and mixing it with peanuts.....It tastes just like a Payday candy bar! Yum. : )
ReplyDeleteI'm SO doing this!
DeleteLet me know how you like it. : )
Deletecan I enter into Dork Horde's favor? www.comixdownload.com , It is a dorktastic site me thinks. Also I have a mouthful of candycorn as we speak.
ReplyDeleteWow! great site, Andy! You have been added to the blog roll and I'll be sure to visit often. Enjoy the candy corn.
Deleteoh yEah! peanUt buttER KISSes... mmMMMmm ;D Hey, the new Halloween Holiday Horde banner looks Bitchin'! You rock!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Colin!
DeleteBrach's candy corn is amazing (no, I don't work for them). I constantly see people disparage this seasonal treat, but that's because they've been eating cheap generic/store brand candy corn. Brach's is made with real honey, and is the industry standard.
ReplyDeleteAmen, man. Brachs all the way!
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