League of Extraordinary Bloggers Weekly Theme: How to Destroy the Death Star

This week's topic: Write a step-by-step guide on how to do something. This could be a real world project or a fantastical one, so do with it as you will.

All too easy...

Step 1: Incur the wrath of the Empire.

Step 2: Chill out on your home planet until the Death Star comes to destroy it.

Step 3: Wait for it to get a little closer...

Step 4: ...and a little closer...

Step 5: ... and a little closer... until it's almost within firing range...

Step 6: ... and then POW! Let Brian Urlacher sack it!

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